A friend sent this to me and it gave me a good laugh. Definitely a show I would enjoy watching!
Hope you enjoy some spring weather this weekend!
Kristin for the girls
The next "Survivor" series:
Six
married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six
weeks.
Each
kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes
There
is no fast food.
Each
man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all
homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of
'pretend' bills with not enough money.
In
addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
Each
man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send
cards out on time.
Each
man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.
He must
make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.
He
must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each
man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers
outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
The
men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores
are done.
The
men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelry, wear
uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows
groomed.
During
one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back
aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or
slow down from other duties.
They
must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to
spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
They
will need to read a book and then pray with the children each night and in the
morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00
am.
A
test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be
required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height,
weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at
birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color,
middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest
fear and what they want to be when they grow up. The kids vote them off the
island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough
energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
If
the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for
the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be called Mother!
